because I'm a loser.
No, really though, I just don't have time. Or patience. I usually spend fall time getting my landscape ready for winter & fall cleaning chores. The thought of putting out fall decorations just to put them away in a couple months is too much for me. Sure, I'll put out some pumpkins that Zeke & I decorate but that's usually the extent.
Go ahead, put me on the home decor naughty list. I'll understand.
Not to mention, Zeke wears his fall decor on his bottom...